How to Create a Cat Jingle

it’s Just five easy steps

  1. Choose the tune to emulate or make your own. For example, Queen’s “We Will Rock You” (e.g., We will, we will, FEED YOU).

  2. Craft your lyrics. While I found that a question works best for my cat, yours may respond better to a statement (e.g., We will FEED YOU).

  3. Reinforce, reinforce, reinforce. They must understand that the jingle comes with a reward. Otherwise, you’re just singing to a cat.

  4. Test the jingle by saying the words to your cat in a non-lyrical fashion. You will see it for yourself, they crave their jingle to be sung.

  5. Welcome to your fate. You are now a magical cat singer. It’s an exclusive club, and you’ve earned your spot.

So she has money to buy me more life-sized statues of stacks of Oreos.

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